Coconuts et Cetera:
Regarding Roach

That's me. Chris Roach. Originally from Miami, currently based out of Charlottesville, VA and traveling the country doing geophysical surveying to locate unexploded ordnance (the fun kind).

Obviously, I don't have a lot that seems worth sticking up here right now, but I had to put something into this space, right?

Until I do that, all you've got here is my mugshot and my email.

Sorry, no actual coconuts.